The Olde Shoppe
Coming soon… like a raven eyeing off your shiny trinkets.

Prepare yourselves for Pieter-approved merchandise — which means every item has survived his highly advanced testing process of:

  1. Sniffing it suspiciously.
  2. Trying to sit on it.
  3. Deciding if it makes him look more mysterious.

If it passes all three? Straight to the shelves.

So hang tight, polish your coin purse, and get ready — The Olde Shoppe will soon be stocked with goodies blessed by ancient wisdom and a healthy dose of sarcasm.