Are You Ready for Real Change… or Just Spiritually Tap Dancing in Circles?
Let’s skip the fluff.
If your soul feels like it’s been stuck in a cosmic spin cycle, shouting “WTF?!” into your coffee every morning…
Welcome. You’ve found your people.
If you’re tired of recycled memes, twin flame confusion, and spiritual “advice” that sounds suspiciously like your ex in a robe—
This is your sign. (Yes, we’re that obvious.)
🔥 Not a Reading. A Rewiring.
Psychic readings are great if you want to know if your soulmate is just bad at texting in this or the astral realm.
But a shamanic consultation? That’s for when you’re ready to stop watching your life from the sidelines and start rewriting the whole damn script.
As Eagle Eye once said while roasting someone mid-excuse:
“A real guide doesn’t hand you the map. They remind you you’ve been sitting on it like a cosmic cushion.”
So, What Happens in a Session?
✨ Deep Conversation – No spiritual fluff, just honest, heart-opening talk and maybe some truth bombs wrapped in laughter.
✨ Breathwork & Energy Clearing – Because you’ve got six lifetimes of emotional clutter and Spirit’s tired of tripping over it.
✨ Shamanic Journey & Ritual – Visit the unseen realms, find lost soul bits, and maybe realise your boss was your sibling in a past life. (No refunds on awkward revelations.)
✨ Integration & Actual Tools – Real shifts. No generic “just raise your vibe” nonsense. You’ll leave changed—not just “inspired for 5 minutes.”
The Process
🕒 Initial Session (Up to 2 hrs)
A deep soul dive with Laughing Crow, Ray, or Paul. No BS. No robes. Just real stuff.
🕒 Follow-Ups (1 hr)
Offered only if it actually serves your journey. No chakra alignment pyramid schemes here.
💸 The Damage (a.k.a. Prices)
Laughing Crow (David) – $200 initial | $150 follow-up
Paul & Ray – $150 initial | $100 follow-up
(Supervised by Laughing Crow, a.k.a. the spiritual bouncer.)
📍 Available In-Person (Brisbane) & Online
Energy travels. So does trauma. Good news—we work with both.
So… Are You Ready?
If your soul is lighting up, Spirit is whispering (or yelling), and three signs just hit you in the face like a cosmic frying pan…
It’s probably time.
If not? Drink water. Could be gas.
But if it’s real—
We’re here.
Drum in one hand. Mirror in the other.
And a sage stick with your name on it.
Let’s do this.
