Congratulations—you’re spiritually awakening!
Which sounds majestic… until you’re crying at dandelions, arguing with your digestion, and wondering why your left ear is ringing like it’s tuned into the Cosmic Weather Channel.
In this episode of Spirit Echoes, Laughing Crow walks (stumbles?) through the hilariously chaotic, sweat-drenched mess that is ascension symptoms. From vibrating legs to Zoom calls that double as séances, this is your no-nonsense, no-fluff guide to what happens when your soul starts upgrading and your body doesn’t get the memo.
With wise words from Eagle Eye and dry sarcasm from Pieter, this episode reminds you:
You’re not broken. You’re buffering.
And no, spiritual enlightenment does not require yoni eggs or giving up chocolate.