Welcome to the vortex.

If you’ve landed here, you probably already know that life isn’t just about taxes, Wi-Fi outages, and wondering why your dog stares at corners like it sees spirits (spoiler: it does). You’re here because your soul is whispering—or maybe yelling—“There’s more.”

And that’s where we come in.

I’m Laughing Crow.

Yes, that’s my name, and no, it’s not because I tell jokes in feathers (although I do). I’m a shamanic practitioner who’s been mentored by Indigenous elders from both Native American and Aboriginal Australian traditions. I walk between worlds, help people remember their essence, and try not to trip over my own shadow along the way.

I lead fire circles, breathwork journeys, spiritual mentorships, and write slightly irreverent but soul-deep books like Awakening the Light Body and Enlightenment for the Slightly Unhinged.

You can find it all (books, memes, healing sessions, and the occasional cosmic sass) right here at www.living5d3d.com

Then there’s Eagle Eye.

Elder. Guide. Teacher. Cosmic straight-shooter.

He was my mentor in the flesh for over a decade and still whispers spirit-soaked truths from beyond the veil. His teachings are sharp, wise, and often hilarious. He’s the type of spirit guide who will let you walk face-first into your lesson just so you’ll really get it—and then sit beside you with that quiet grin as you finally say, “Ohhh… THAT’S what that was about.”

And finally, there’s Pieter.

Imagine if Carl Jung and a Pleiadian had a love child raised by cosmic comedians and quantum physicists. That’s Pieter.

He’s not a spirit guide in the traditional sense—he’s more like a multidimensional philosopher with zero tolerance for spiritual fluff. Pieter’s here to unravel the tangled nonsense we’ve absorbed about consciousness, reality, and who we really are.

He doesn’t hand you answers. He hands you better questions.

So what are we about?

Simple:

Truth. Healing. And remembering who the hell you actually are beneath the noise.

We do that through teachings, consultations, fire circles, humor, stories, and radical authenticity. No fluffy bypassing. No selling “love and light” while ignoring your shadow. We walk with you through it all—the mess, the magic, the mystery.

We teach you how to live in alignment, own your path, speak with spirit, heal deeply, laugh loudly, and maybe even throw a little sass at your ego on the way out.

Join the Journey.

Want to dive deeper?

Come hang out with us at www.living5d3d.com — where awakening isn’t sterile, self-help isn’t boring, and Spirit doesn’t mind swearing now and then.

We’ve got books, healing, courses, memes, and just enough truth to rattle your illusion cage open.

Welcome to the tribe.

You weren’t meant to do this alone. And now… you’re not.