Laughing Crow’s Articles

So I’m chatting to a client — good bloke, humble, heart wide open like a puppy trying to walk through a glass door.

He’s just started a new job.

Not his “soul’s destiny” job.

Not the “I was born for this” job.

But a solid, respectable gig that pays money and doesn’t involve soul extraction.

A win.

He’s buzzing.

Absolutely glowing.

You could’ve plugged a lamp into him and lit the whole suburb.

Then — Universe being Universe — another employer reaches out and says:

“Hey mate, send me your resume.”

More money.

Better conditions.

Basically the next level in his real-life upgrade.

So now he's floating.

A balloon.

A bubble.

One of those cartoon characters who walks and sparkles shoot out of their feet.

And then…

The very next day he calls me sounding like someone stepped on his inner child.

“I don’t think I got the other job.”

I swear the man’s entire vibration fell through the floor.

Like watching someone deflate in real time.

So I ask:

“Why do you think that?”

And with the confidence of a man presenting actual evidence to the High Court, he tells me:

“He hasn’t called me back yet. He said he would.”

That’s it.

That’s the whole case.

One human didn't call fast enough.

No context.

No logic.

No patience.

Just:

“He didn’t call.”

“Therefore I’m doomed.”

“Therefore I’m unworthy.”

“Therefore I will live and die in this lesser-paying job.”

“Therefore the Universe has abandoned me.”

I’m sitting there thinking, Mate… the man might be on the toilet or stuck in a meeting eating stale biscuits trying to survive corporate life.

But no.

My client built an entire emotional opera about being rejected and forgotten.

And I had to gently remind him:

“Brother… LAST WEEK you didn’t even HAVE a job.”

We forget so quickly.

We forget how far we’ve come.

We forget the silence between events doesn’t mean doom.

Sometimes silence just means someone’s busy… or breathing… or having lunch.

THE REAL PROCESS (a.k.a. Vibe Maintenance 101)

1. When a thought pops up, ask:

“Does this feel good or does it feel like emotional indigestion?”

2. If it feels crappy — it’s a lie.

Not deep spiritual truth.

Not destiny.

Just old programming doing hand puppets.

3. Let it go.

Not dramatically.

Not with incense.

Just… stop feeding it.

4. If you don’t yet know the truth?

Ask the Universe.

It’ll tell you —

but it won’t scream.

You’ve got to give it a minute.

The Real Problem?

Humans aren’t bad at holding a high vibration.

We’re bad at storytelling.

Specifically: we tell garbage stories at lightning speed.

One missed call and suddenly we’re spiraling into “I’m unlovable,”

“I’m rejected,”

“I’m stuck forever,”

“I should shave my head and move to Nepal.”

Stop.

Nothing changed except the script in your mind.

And here’s the kicker:

The truth always feels like relief.

The lie always feels like tension.

It’s ridiculously obvious once you stop pretending it’s complicated.

So next time your brain starts crafting some dramatic nonsense because someone didn’t call you back, ask:

“Does this feel true… or does this feel like my mind having a tantrum?”

If it’s tantrum territory?

Drop the story.

Take a breath.

Carry on.

The Universe isn’t ignoring you —

it’s just operating on a timeframe longer than five minutes.

And honestly?

You’re doing better than you think.

Much better.

Just stop believing every ridiculous little story your brain scribbles in the margins.

- Laughing Crow

www.living5d3d.com