Shamanic Consultation (Laughing Crow) – Initial Appointment

This is your two-hour deep-dive into the cosmic soup of you — the good, the messy, and the “oh hell, let’s not look at that… oh wait, we’re looking at it.” We’ll map out where you’ve been, where you’re headed, and what spiritual potholes are rattling your suspension along the way. Think of it as a mix between sacred ceremony, a cosmic tune-up, and a brutally honest fireside chat with someone who isn’t afraid to call you on your own BS — lovingly, of course. I’ll bring the shamanic toolkit: journeying to spirit realms, clearing the energetic gunk you’ve been dragging around, and introducing you to ancestors or allies you didn’t know you had.

By the end, you’ll have practical steps, energetic alignment, and a fresh perspective that makes life’s chaos feel a whole lot less… well, chaotic. You might feel lighter, clearer, and weirdly amused at how simple some of the “big” issues actually are once you see them from Spirit’s view. And yes — you’ll probably leave wondering why nobody told you this sooner. Welcome to the work.