You incarnated. You forgot why. You panicked. You joined a yoga class. It didn’t help.
Welcome to Earth School, where the curriculum includes crying in public, spiritual ego deaths, and arguing with Spirit Guides who ghost you mid-breakdown.
This book contains:
- No enlightenment promises
- No pastel quotes about worthiness
- And absolutely no unicorn vomit disguised as “high vibes only”
Instead, you get:
- Ranty Spirit Memos from your exhausted cosmic cheer squad
- Student of the Month awards for manifesting emotional raccoons
- Chapter pop quizzes you will fail with style
- Sacred breakdowns, snack-fueled awakenings, and plenty of swearing
Written by Laughing Crow, a shamanic practitioner who’s fallen off the spiritual wagon more times than he’s meditated correctly, this is the only book that says:
“You’re not broken, just enrolled in a very weird school with zero refunds.”
If you’ve ever yelled “WTF, Universe?” into a crystal, this book is for you.
“I laughed, cried, and questioned all my life choices—exactly as Spirit intended.” – L.P
You’ll laugh your butt off, then realize you’ve had a breakthrough. Sneaky genius.” – D.C
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