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Welcome to the Vortex
If you’ve landed here, congratulations—you’ve officially escaped the Matrix (or at least crawled out of the group chat with your cousin who still thinks MLM crystals will pay the rent).
Let’s be real: life isn’t just taxes, buffering Wi-Fi, and wondering why your dog stares at the wall like it’s binge-watching ghosts (spoiler: it is). You’re here because your soul has been whispering—or flat-out yelling—“Oi! There’s more to life than this nonsense!”
That’s where we come in.
I’m Laughing Crow.
Yes, that’s my name. And no, it’s not because I caw at people on buses (though don’t tempt me). I’m a shamanic practitioner who’s been mentored by Indigenous elders from both Native American and Aboriginal Australian traditions.
I walk between worlds, guide people back to their essence, and occasionally trip over my own shadow like it’s a Lego left by Spirit.
I run fire circles, breathwork journeys, mentorships, and I write books with titles like Awakening the Light Body and Enlightenment for the Slightly Unhinged (because let’s be honest—who among us is fully hinged anymore?).
You can find it all—books, memes, healing sessions, and cosmic sass—right here at www.living5d3d.com.
Then there’s Eagle Eye.
Elder. Guide. Teacher. The spiritual equivalent of a cosmic sniper.
He was my mentor in the flesh for over a decade and still drops wisdom bombs from the other side. He’s the type of guide who lets you run face-first into the spiritual brick wall so you’ll really learn the lesson—then sits back with a smirk while you rub your forehead and mutter, “Ohhh… that’s what that was about.”
And then there’s Pieter.
If Carl Jung and a Pleiadian had a love child, raised by quantum physicists with Netflix comedy specials, you’d get Pieter.
He’s not here to spoon-feed you rainbows. He’s here to roast your illusions, unravel your spiritual nonsense, and hand you sharper questions instead of cheap answers. Think cosmic Socrates with better hair and no patience for fluff.
So what’s this tribe about?
Simple: Truth. Healing. And remembering who the hell you actually are beneath the noise.
We do it through teachings, consultations, fire circles, humor, and occasional cosmic trolling. No bypassing. No “love and light” plastered over your shadow like duct tape. We walk with you through the mess, the magic, and the mystery.
We teach you to live in alignment, own your path, talk with Spirit, heal deeply, laugh loudly, and tell your ego to sit the hell down.
Join the Journey.
Want to dive deeper? Come hang out at www.living5d3d.com—where awakening isn’t sterile, self-help isn’t boring, and Spirit absolutely does not mind swearing.
We’ve got books, courses, memes, healing, and just enough truth to pry open your illusion cage with a crowbar of sass.
Welcome to the tribe.
You weren’t meant to do this alone. And now… you’re not.
Meet our team of cosmic misfits, spirit whisperers, and professional ego disassemblers. We run on sage smoke, sarcasm, and just enough grounding to keep us from floating off into space.
If enlightenment had a reality show, we’d be the weirdos who made it to season three.
How It All Began
This circus rolled into town in 2020—when the Universe said, “Let’s break everything at once.” Spirit drop-kicked us out of our comfort zones; we started a Facebook group expecting twelve people. Instead, 300,000 gloriously unhinged souls showed up to laugh, cry, and share synchronicities.
The 3 Cs That Keep Us Sane-ish
Consciousness
Not floating off like a blissed-out balloon—being here, doing the work, and realising you’re not your trauma (or your browser history).
Connection
Soul-deep, Spirit-approved connection. The kind where feathers show up in your washing machine and you just nod, “Yeah, fair.”
Community
Awakening gets weird. Here we pass the drum, the tissues, and the snacks. You’re not alone in the cosmic nonsense.
Welcome Home
If you chat to trees, side-eye capitalism, or google “why does my third eye hurt during Zoom?”—you’ve found your people. This is Living 5D in a 3D World: a spiritual family reunion, minus the passive-aggressive aunt. Let’s stumble toward enlightenment—loudly, awkwardly, and laughing all the way.
Laughing Crow
Shaman • Mentor • Professional Bullshit Detector
Half ancient soul, half cosmic smartass. Zero tolerance for fluffy nonsense. Trained by Indigenous elders (including Eagle Eye, whose face says “I’m not mad, just disappointed”), Crow mixes ceremony with spiritual sass and a side of smoke.
- Shadow dives, breathwork, fire circles, ego exorcisms.
- “3D clown circus?” Here’s your ceremonial matches (figuratively… mostly).
- Expect truth bombs, smoke clouds, and cosmic slapstick timing.
Kerri
Healer • Teacher • Cosmic Repo Agent
Your soul’s customer service rep—except she helps you repossess the parts you lost to karmic baggage, exes, and ancestral drama. Past-life deep cleaning with practical magic and wicked humour.
- Clears heartbreaks you’ve been hoarding since Atlantis.
- Spiritual switchboard queen—connects you to what (and who) you need next.
- Don’t expect fluff. Expect freedom. And possibly glorious ugly crying.
Ray (MoonFeather)
Shamanic Practitioner • Soul Compass • Medium
Barefoot, sage in hand, and somehow fine in the deep end Spirit keeps throwing him into. He doesn’t “fix” you—he reminds you that you were never broken, just spiritually jet-lagged.
“Pause. Breathe. Do it again—slower. Feel that? That’s your compass. Stop arguing with it.”
- Spots truth hiding under your emotional couch cushions.
- Gentle without the glitter; grounded without the grump.
Paul
Shamanic Practitioner • Indigenous Healer and Reader • Spirit Troublemaker
Boots in the mud, Spirit whispering, “Yeah mate, do the weird thing again.” Earth medicine, energy work, breathwork, intuitive eye readings—and the occasional mid-session Spirit curveball.
“That emptiness isn’t brokenness. It’s sacred space. Choose courage over comfort. The ocean’s calling you home (and no, I still don’t like oysters).”
- Raw, real, and often hilarious—emotional deep-clean with a roast.
- Grit + grace, minus the fluff.
Please feel free to contact us at admin@living5d3d.com for any queries.
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