Ascension Symptoms: When Your Body Forgets It’s a Flesh Suit and Thinks It’s a WiFi Router

Spirit Echoes - Laughing Crow's Teachings
Spirit Echoes - Laughing Crow's Teachings
Ascension Symptoms: When Your Body Forgets It’s a Flesh Suit and Thinks It’s a WiFi Router
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Congratulations—you’re spiritually awakening!
Which sounds majestic… until you’re crying at dandelions, arguing with your digestion, and wondering why your left ear is ringing like it’s tuned into the Cosmic Weather Channel.

In this episode of Spirit Echoes, Laughing Crow walks (stumbles?) through the hilariously chaotic, sweat-drenched mess that is ascension symptoms. From vibrating legs to Zoom calls that double as séances, this is your no-nonsense, no-fluff guide to what happens when your soul starts upgrading and your body doesn’t get the memo.

With wise words from Eagle Eye and dry sarcasm from Pieter, this episode reminds you:
You’re not broken. You’re buffering.
And no, spiritual enlightenment does not require yoni eggs or giving up chocolate.

Remote Viewing, Telepathy, Clairvoyance, and Other Weird Sh*t We Do (When We’re Not Paying Bills or Reincarnating)

Spirit Echoes - Laughing Crow's Teachings
Spirit Echoes - Laughing Crow's Teachings
Remote Viewing, Telepathy, Clairvoyance, and Other Weird Sh*t We Do (When We’re Not Paying Bills or Reincarnating)
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So… you’re seeing things. Hearing things. Knowing things you “shouldn’t” know. You’re feeling your aunt’s migraine from three suburbs away, dreaming of future events like your sleep’s sponsored by the Akashic Records, and occasionally remote viewing your ex’s living room and regretting it instantly.

Welcome to the weird (and weirdly common) side effects of waking up.

In this episode, Laughing Crow dives into the misunderstood world of remote viewing, telepathy, clairvoyance, and all the other freaky little perks that come with peeling back the illusion of separation and tuning in to consciousness itself. No, these aren’t “gifts” reserved for psychic prodigies or crystal-collecting mystics. They’re natural extensions of your awareness—the stuff that starts happening when you stop gaslighting your own inner knowing and start trusting what’s actually coming through.

You’ll learn why these abilities aren’t superpowers, how to tell the difference between intuition and overthinking, and why having a third eye doesn’t mean you suddenly stop stubbing your toe in the dark. With humour, grounded wisdom, and a healthy dose of “WTF,” this episode is your permission slip to stop doubting your weird—and start owning your awareness.

Whether you’re deep in your awakening or just starting to notice that reality’s glitching a little more than usual, this one’s for you.

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