Shamanic Consultations

Are You Ready for Real Change… or Just Another Round of Spiritual Tap Dancing?

Let’s not sugarcoat it.

Are you stuck in a loop so tight it feels like your soul’s been spun in a karmic tumble dryer and left out to dry on Saturn’s clothesline?

Do you wake up thinking, “Surely this isn’t it. There’s gotta be more than bills, breakups, and binge-healing on TikTok?”

Do you crave actual transformation—not just a feel-good quote slapped over a sunset photo?

If you answered “yes,” “maybe,” or just groaned while clutching your third coffee and existential dread… then welcome. You’ve just wandered into the right (and slightly weird) part of the Universe.

Not a Reading. A Rewiring.

Psychic readings are great if you want to know whether your twin flame is ghosting you or just stuck in traffic on the astral plane.
But a shamanic consultation? That’s for when you’re ready to rewrite the whole damn script.

This isn’t fortune-telling—it’s soul-telling.
Through deep conversation, breathwork, energy work, and shamanic journeying, we help you shift your vibe, spot your patterns, and get back in the driver’s seat of your own wild, magical life.

As Eagle Eye once said while side-eyeing someone mid-excuse:

“A true guide doesn’t give you the path. They remind you you’ve had the damn map all along.”

So What Happens in a Session?

Expect honesty.
Expect humour.
Expect transformation.
This is soul work with your feet in the dirt and your crown in the cosmos.

✨ Deep Conversation
Not your average spiritual chinwag. This is raw, honest, and designed to unravel the psychic spaghetti you’ve been tripping over. You bring your truth—we’ll bring the sacred mirror (and maybe a smoke cleanse for good measure).

✨ Breathwork & Energy Clearing
Because sometimes the soul just needs to exhale that ancestral crap it’s been carrying for six lifetimes. This is energetic spring cleaning, not a quick sweep under the metaphysical rug..

✨ Shamanic Journey & Ritual
You may journey into the unseen realms, retrieve lost soul fragments, or discover your boss was your sibling in a past life and still owes you money. (Spirit has jokes.)

✨ Perspective Shifting & Integration
You’ll leave with more than good vibes—you’ll leave with insight, clarity, and practical steps. The magic sticks because you’re not just told the truth—you’re invited to embody it.

The Process (Also Known as: How We Help You Un-Block Your Woo)

🕒 Initial Consultations – Up to 2 hours

This is a deep dive—raw, real, and full of clarity. You and your practitioner (Laughing Crow, Kerri, Ray, or Paul) will explore what needs shifting, healing, or a metaphysical boot up the backside.

🕒 Follow-Up Sessions – Up to 1 hour
No pressure, no upsell, no “you need 6 more sessions to align your womb chakra with Jupiter.”
Follow-ups are always a mutual decision—offered if needed, and only if it serves your path.
This is your journey. We just walk alongside you (and occasionally shine a flashlight when things get murky).

💸 Session Prices

Healing with Kerri – Approx. 3 hours: $200
For deep emotional healing, past life release, or when your nervous system needs a full recalibration and your soul could use a cosmic hug and a good cry. More Information

Laughing Crow (David) – Initial: $200 | Follow-up: $150

Paul & Ray – Initial: $150 | Follow-up: $100
(Supervised by Laughing Crow if needed—don’t worry, he doesn’t bite… unless Spirit says so.)

Available In-Person & Online

We’re based in Brisbane (yes, it’s a real place—despite the chakra jokes), but we work with clients all over the world.
Energy doesn’t care about time zones. Spirit doesn’t need a Zoom password.

So… Are You Ready or Just Spiritually Window Shopping?

If your soul’s lighting up like a fruit machine after three signs and a prophetic meme—maybe it’s time.
If you’re feeling the nudge, the whisper, or the cosmic elbow to the ribs—trust that.

And if it’s just gas? No judgment. Maybe drink some water.

But if it’s real… if you’re ready to stop circling and start soaring…

Your soul is calling.
🔥 Reclaim your clarity.
🔥 Reconnect with your magic.
🔥 Rewrite the damn script.

We’ll be here. Mirror in one hand, sage in the other, ready when you are.