Earth School 101: : A Survival Manual for the Spiritually Deranged

You incarnated. You forgot why. You panicked. You joined a yoga class. It didn’t help.

Welcome to Earth School, where the curriculum includes crying in public, spiritual ego deaths, and arguing with Spirit Guides who ghost you mid-breakdown.

This book contains:

No enlightenment promises
No pastel quotes about worthiness
And absolutely no unicorn vomit disguised as “high vibes only”

Instead, you get:

Ranty Spirit Memos from your exhausted cosmic cheer squad
Student of the Month awards for manifesting emotional raccoons
Chapter pop quizzes you will fail with style
Sacred breakdowns, snack-fueled awakenings, and plenty of swearing

Written by Laughing Crow, a shamanic practitioner who’s fallen off the spiritual wagon more times than he’s meditated correctly, this is the only book that says:

“You’re not broken, just enrolled in a very weird school with zero refunds.”

If you’ve ever yelled “WTF, Universe?” into a crystal, this book is for you.